Showing posts with label Kate A Hardy writer/illustrater. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kate A Hardy writer/illustrater. Show all posts

Friday, 1 November 2024

My first novel

It wasn't Going Out in the Midday Sun - written in 2010; it was actually the small volume (moth-soft exercise book from my junior school days) that I've been looking for whilst Mark has been building my website. as I wished to feature an early work . . . 

I knew it was somewhere but just as I know that my collection of short stories written in place of a thesis for my film and photography degree is/was somewhere it stubbornly remained hidden, until just now . . . it's good to have a purge and or rearrangement of stuff - there it was clamped between Far From the Madding Crowd and a tome on retro London. 



Thursday, 16 May 2024

Six Minutes. One of a series of short stories conceived on dog walks

A cautionary dog walk story inspired by a podcast featuring Annie Jacobson, one of the authorities on nuclear war . . . and a certain orange person who should not be in charge of feeding a budgie let alone being allowed to govern the USA. 


 Six minutes 

© Kate A Hardy 2025

https://kateahardy.com/



The military aide paced the few feet from his room to the president's, legs jittery, and an overwhelming urge to piss crowding out his terrifyingly black thoughts. He knocked; no reply, just the faint murmur of voices. Sweaty hand gripping the door handle he entered the shadowy room illuminated by flickering forms on the enormous flat screen TV. For a brief moment the reason why he stood in this room shrank away as he observed Charles Ingalls standing next to his wooden prairie house grasping a long, rectangular Amazon package. Then the enormity of this current moment in time screeched back to him like feedback. He approached the bed.

"Mr President, Sir . . .  Sir?" He stepped closer and observed the slumbering figure lying amongst rumpled satin sheets, the curious coppery hair wisped across baggy face-skin. A spent MacDonald's box rose and fell with the president's breathing, a few chips splaying onto his chest. "SIR! You must wake up NOW!"

The form stirred, a line of spittle staining the satin fabric as the face left the pillow. "Whaat?" 

As the aide searched for the million-times-rehearsed-words a scream threatened to escape. "Sir - there's been a launch!"

"Of whaat? My new yacht?  . . . is it OK?

"A nuclear attack, Sir. I have the football - you have to act now!"

The president shuffled up against the velour headrest with some difficulty, and scrabbled around in his bedding. "Where's the fucking remote - gotta turn that down . . . and get me some couwfee."

"There isn't time, Sir. We have . . ." the aide glanced fearfully at his watch -"Six minutes."

The president whacked away a piece of burger bun adhered to his temple. "I said, get couwfy - can't think about anything till I get my first cup."

The aide feverishly searched out a number on his phone and waited, sweat dribbling into his eyes.  . . "Mallory - get coffee up here in ten seconds!"

The president seemed transfixed by the flat screen images. "Seen this, Paul?'

"It's Martin, and no, Sir."

"S'great! AI mashup of Little House on the Prairie and Horny Redhead's Gang-bang Fiesta."

The aide turned his fevered gaze to the screen as Charles Ingalls drew a long pink plastic phallus from its Amazon casing. "No-no-no . . ." this must not be the last thing he saw before his eyeballs melted. A rapping on the door interrupted his manic search for the remote amongst pizza boxes and tissues.

Mallory walked in with a cafetière on a tray, and placed it onto the night table, eyes averted from the rumpled president. His arm appeared in a practised way; an index finger and thumb tweaked her arse.

"Sir! Please!"

He sniggered. Then his expression clouded. "Hey, what's this shiiet - I said Starbucks!"

Mallory stepped back, noting the aide's fearful air. She harsh-whispered. "What's happening?"

The aide gulped in air. Nuclear strike - real . . . Mr President . . . I must tell you that we now have only three minutes!"

Mallory felt her bowels contract. "Aren't we supposed to lie down . . . eat plain yogurt, or something?"

" . . . I don't know . . . maybe." He placed the case on the bed and tapped the president on the arm. "Sir, we really have no time - for coffee, or anything."

The president groped a hand towards the cafetière. Martin felt his arm rise. He smashed the tray to the floor. The action appeared to wake the president.

"Really - they sending nukes? . . . Who?"

"We don't know, Sir. It's a submarine strike. It is your decision. Yours alone on our retaliation. We have two minutes."

" . . . Okay. Where are my glasses? Holy Fuck . . . where? . . . ah - here. Shit there's mayo . . ."

The aide grabbed the glasses, wiped them on the gold satin sheet and shoved them on the president's nose. They ran through the procedure.

The president peered at the menu.  " . . . Shall I just do eeny-meeny? or just blow all the fuckers away?"

The aide suddenly stood up. It was happening. Nothing could stop it. The president's burger-greasy fingers had ordered destruction - after a last second query about golf courses. The aide traversed the carpet and drew back the heavy curtains revealing a blue sky day. Not a cloud. Although there soon would be. 

Mallory sobbed quietly. Charles ingalls whispered obscenities about his amazon purchase. The president shouted into his non-cooperating phone.

The aide looked out at the trees. 

He didn't know the name of the trees, or the birds hopping about in their branches unaware of their coming extinction. He wished he had pursued the dream that his daughter had mentioned; that he had laughed at. A small wooden house, near a lake, far from everything. Her dear face swam before him. He slipped his phone from his pocket and dialled her number. 




The podcast: Youtube: Diary of a CEO, episode: Annie Jacobsen, nuclear War expert talks about her discoveries, her predictions, and her books. Fascinating, and worrying....


Monday, 6 November 2023

Done and not far off dusted...

So, it happened, the Kickstarter for Londonia to audiobook achieved its goal, or rather we did; the amount was realised with some last minute help from wonderful friends and family. Now the packing up of the rewards starts, and then the real project begins with recording, editing and adding of music/soundscape  which will take some time. 

I'm taking a computer break as much as possible for a while as I've been staring at a screen far more than I should have been in these last few weeks resulting in some unwanted bodily protests.... So next blog, in a while... cheerio.

Thanks to all of you who supported and helped me through this interesting but at some points very stressful and self-doubting escapade. It'll be worth it. The audiobook will be extraordinary!



Wednesday, 1 November 2023

Another glimpse into 2073


Madame Caruso, a wealthy dame from the Cincture, sits in her drawing room with time on her hands and antique Ikea items to find.

Sunday, 29 October 2023

Friday, 27 October 2023

6 days to go...

Not to the end of the world, and nothing important on a scale of events going in the world on as I write, but, in our little household, fairly important. 
The end of our Kickstarter crowd funder is looming, along with a more ramped up polite request for money . . . we've come a long way, the sum now over 2,400 but there's still a fair bit to find. It's been a lot of work and still will be with all the 'rewards' to prepare and post such as the hand-stitched CD covers - and making up of CDs and bigger artworks. But it will all be worth it, and I know the end result will be an audible treat packed with drama, mystery and humour surrounded by a rich tapestry of sounds and music, and, of course, the marvellous voice talents of Steven. 

Below, an extract of myself reading the part of the story where Hoxton, our heroine, visits the rather creepy, Bert-the-Swagger, in search of 'antique' 2020s smart phones for her pampered Cincture clients.



                                                    My Londonia style CD covers.

Sunday, 27 August 2023

Dog walk stories. Number 2

See previous post for explanation of post title...


 

The Curist   © Kate A Hardy 

 

Curist, Ethelred Gruber lowered his face slowly from the machine's viewing frame. He blinked hard, eyes tired from staring so intently for many minutes. 

The woman sat still, obedient, awaiting his command to remove her face from the machine's black curtained box. He hated this moment. Some didn't. Some felt a certain power - a playing of God; a giving of prized or feared information that would change the course of a life.


This news was not to be good. The dancing patterns and textures he had seen within her grade seven, green irises spoke of more than the allowed number of illnesses she was destined to house within a not at all distant future.

 

A further, deeper look had revealed thoughts she had tried to conceal; thoughts he would have to tap into the verity consul. If he didn't, those thoughts would rest in his own mind and would be in turn unveiled during his bi-monthly verification which was to fall during the next Sevday, a Wedsdy to be precise. 

Harbouring other's thoughts was worse than thinking up the thoughts oneself. Unless one trained one's mind relentlessly the thoughts became meshed with all the others imbibed through these interminable sessions.

 

The woman moved her position a little, her cheek bones probably hurting from the metal band; too polite to complain, or perhaps overanxious to appear compliant as if being so would alter the truth if it were to be bad. 

These days too few people left the string of Curists' bays with a pass added to their medicomp and relief shining on their faces. It was more common to witness people leaving the bays with blank, staring expressions and instructions on their medicomp that would send them - within the corpoguv's allowance of time - to the finality zone. 

 

She, this woman with bright copper hair, coughed very slightly, shifting in the uncomfortable seat. She held less than thirty years in her life. It was a vile thing to have to inform her of the outcome. But it was time; there were four others to welcome in as brightly as he could this aft.


The Curist pressed the button that would release the band. "Right, Miss Harper . . . you can sit back now . . . sorry, that took a little longer than I thought."

 

Time he had spent in morbid musings, the residue of which he would have to scrape away from his mind during downtime, lest anything betray his own secret misgivings about the system.


She peered at him over the machine rather like one of those reconstructed animals he had seen in the museum of beforehand. A lemming . . . or was it a cat? they seemed to look eternally surprised, which perhaps they had been if they had realised they were about to be annihilated by a megagath green gas bomb.

  

"Curist? Is everything . . . as it should be?"


He jumped a little, surprised out of his extinct mammal daydream. "As it should be?"


"You know . . .  all right."


He hated the fact he had delayed; he should be sharper with the truth, give it to them direct, matter-as-fact as the steel of this surface his sweating hands lay upon.


They were not to engage overly with the person. No apologies, no remorse, no empathy. It's how it was. Everyone knew. You had a fifty-fifty chance although it appeared to him increasingly that sixty-forty might be the new normal.


"Miss Harper . . . it is not good news."


It was a lemming. He was sure of it now. Her eyes protruded; the small sharp nose losing its colour. Her cheeks flared as rapidly as the Southern Lights that swirled around the sky above the desert peaks.


"You mean . . ."


"I'm afraid so. It'll all be on your medicomp within a few clockfaces."


She started to stand up, unsteady, unsure of her movements. He wanted to take her in his arms, pat her comfortingly on the back, but he did what he was supposed to do; gestured with a steady hand.


"If you could leave by that door, thank you. As I say, it'll all be listed."


"Was it the thoughts, Curist? Or do I have diseases?"


"I'm afraid I am unallowed to discuss this further."


She moved towards the door, her rubber soled shoes causing a slight shriek in the silence. She might say something else, right at the point when her hand clasped the door handle. They usually did. A question about their personal defects; the thing that would rob them of life.


"Curist?"


"Miss Harper?"


Why do they call you Curists when you don't cure anything anymore?"

 

She didn't wait for a reply, even if there was to be one. He searched for a response. There was none.


The door closed with its gentle click. 

Gruber risked the eye of the view-all lens and let his head loll into his hands. A few tears wetted his palms. A red light winked through his fingers as the view-all closed in on where his face should have been. 

He straightened up, changing his hidden expression of despair to one of comfortable self-control, and prepared to wait for the next client.