Thursday, 27 November 2014

Stupid inventions of our time: the leaf blower

Sorry if you have one, but I must share my feelings of incredulity over this particular piece of equipment.

Pros and cons of The Rake.                              

Pros:
cheap.
Will rot down in time when eventually discarded.
Silent, apart from a satisfying small scratching sound.
Good exercise, unless you suffer from tennis elbow (leaf-raker's elbow)
Non-polluting.
Psychologically-non damaging: the operator can listen to birdsong, chat with someone who
might have been beguiled into leaf-help; think about life, leaves, trees, food, whatever, lulled by the peaceful and useful motion of raking an sweeping.

Cons: Standing on rake and it flipping up into one's face as in Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Pros and cons of the Leaf-Blower.
(writer rubs hands, flexes fingers and grins) Right:

Pros: Er . . .

Cons:
Expensive.
Won't rot down when discarded, or certainly not within our species lifetime.
Horribly noisy.
Embarassing, unless you like wearing yellow plastic ear muffs while holding a vibrating rigid grey tube (there are sites for people like you in this case)
No exercise value - tendonitis and back ache more likely.
Very polluting: noise and fumes wise.
Psychologically damaging: trapped in ear muffs, no birdsong etc, element of stress from noise and fact that someone might creep up on you in your leaf-blowing world.
Possible climatic alteration from all the leaf blowing-winds added up . . .




Great picture I found on the web apropos the War on Leaves.

Also a good example of the waste element. Leaves are meant to fall and create leaf-mush for the soil, so why remove them from the area around the tree? The patch that SEVEN men are homing in on
could be cleared in about five minutes with a rake or broom. Maybe it's part of a scheme to provide work: great, but why waste the petrol? Pick up a rake.

Yesterday in our town the annual leaf war has started.
Three guys with afore-mentioned equipment and a sucky leaf truck. The sucky leaf truck seems a good idea on the whole: a truck with caged sides and giant hoover tube on the back. So why not just have the guys with rakes and brooms - for all the reasons above? It was especially 'Huh'? when the wind got up adding to the leaf-blowage, creating attractive brown and golden spirals; then to redistribute the piles over the road and into shop doorways.

Right better load up the rake and get over to my gardening job where I shall listen to birds and think about other useless inventions.







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