Showing posts with label John Hurt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Hurt. Show all posts

Friday, 17 July 2015

Further, further, further, further proof

That the world is a mad and dangerous place.

A friend just alerted us to this new gadget as sold on Amazon (who perhaps should know better - err, maybe not).


Rhik Samadder and the emerging egg substance


The Eggmaster.
A pink plastic device looking worryingly like something from a seedy adult online store (never looked at one I must hasten to add) with grippy black rubber sides and a flashing light . . . hmm.
According to Rhik Samadder's review in the Guardian you have to spray a non stick agent into the container first - sounds most appetising - crack two eggs into the already hot tunnel, wait awhile until a smelly tubular sponge appears, waving about like Alien from John Hurt's chest.
What's wrong with two eggs-cup-fork-pan = fried egg, or egg on toast, scrambled egg, poached egg, egg on camping gas stove, boiled egg, hard-boiled egg . . . time consuming? messy? no more than trying to figure out how to clean the new piece of landfill you might have eagerly unwrapped from Uncle Amazon.