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Saturday, 5 May 2012
Takes all sorts . . .
I just found these when trying to dump excess photos clogging up our labouring computer. I took them in a newsagents when visiting mum. I stood there for about ten minutes mesmerized by the sheer diversity of mankind's interests. Well of us folks in the countries fortunate to have time and money to have interests other than fighting for survival. I don't suppose people who have to walk twenty kilometers through raging heat to collect fetid water would be comprehend a magazine about celebrity lifestyle, or flower arranging.
Talking of so called celebs, I was about to take photos of various publications called,'blurred uninteresting images of actually rather unimportant people', when a woman dressed in a nylon blue overall asked what I was doing. I couldn't think of a witty cutting reply, so bought a sherbet fountain and left.
There must have been about thirty magazines following what the Beckhams are doing, how his hair is, how her waistline is, who is shagging or not shagging who, on what beach in which favored part of the globe. Incredible . . .I must admit I do look in them occasionally at the dentists, there is a certain 'road accidentness'to them, however hard I try not to look: just a glance to see what has in fact happened to David's hair since the last dental visit.
I think sewing and knitting publications were about equal to train spotting, and fishing, possibly more on fishing. Always the same covers though . . .a man in green outfit holding a vast slimy fish, grinning inanely, (the man). Why not a picture of what the fish was like when he (or the wife)had cooked it? Oh, that's another section. seventeen forests worth of cooking, celeb chef, going into kitchen design, lifestyle, then house deco magazines.
Possibly the biggest section. House and Garden, Homes and Gardens, Interiors, your new conservatory, your new kitchen, your new fridge, your new tin opener. The top shelf, glistening in its plastic wrappers was a whole other world, 'Hot and Wet' obviously a publication about building your own tropical greenhouse, 'jugs',advice on collecting certain types of porcelain probably . . .anyway the shelf was too high up for me to investigate further.
What the world needs is 'post-materialism weekly . . .might have to start my own publishing house.