I don't think at any point they ever touched on HOW long you could re-use chip oil, which is what, in a brief moment of mmm — I wonder, I looked up on the net this morning.
I always pause for a while to look at what is suggested as one types in the search words. Here's what came up as I prodded the keyboard.
HOW: I met your mother
to tie a tie
take a screenshot on a mac.
This is worrying. No — how to plant potatoes, or snare a fish, kill wolves, tell if you are going mad etc.
Twerk: a pathetic flash-in-the-pan thing of our sad age is No 3 on the net's suggestions of HOW.
HOW MANY: Countries in the world
Grams in a cup
Days until Christmas — W.T.F! I mean, really!
HOW MANY TIMES: A week should I run
Can a wasp sting
Can you get shingles
Take plan b — mysterious!
Can the doctor regenerate? What? oh, I see. DrWho.
I was thinking of the average G.P. How many times can he regenerate? Well let's see, they must get pretty tired after a day of looking at warts and stuff — a hundred?
HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU REUSE: False eyelashes
A water bottle
Chip oil — thank you!