Thursday, 27 March 2025

Walk catalogue

Before we left the South of France almost five years ago to come up to the Loire, I catalogued all our familiar dog walks. And here I am again - about to do the same as we move again. Only up the road fifteen minutes but the walks will suddenly all be different again. No doubt, we'll return from time to time and do some the favourite ones for nostalgia's sake, or not . . . maybe they will be just part of that particular chunk of time.

The walks are twice daily; usually not involving the car, unless the weather requires walking in a wood to escape heavier rain. A good source of exercise for us and dog, and time to think, compose stories/music, or just observe the local birds, seasonal changes, etc.


a few years back on the Vendemies walk.

These and the previous walks all have and had names. The Southern ones: The runny fields - where the dogs could really chase each other, run for long stretches, and be exhausted enough to flop to their respective sofas on returning to the house. Up top - a good half hour workout up a steep hillside just nearby. Up top - big: the long circuit with spectacular views and a vertiginous climb at the beginning, again from the door. Vendemies: a favourite walk which did involve a short drive up a small mountain and through a hamlet with the name - Vendemies. You might encounter Monsieur Oui, Oui, Oui, a delightful old guy who lived in the house on its own surrounded by vine fields. There's a whole post about him somewhere on this blog. Sand and Field: a local walk taking in a river walk, sand for Gala (now no longer with us) and across various fields. And several others, including more suburban ambles such as: The music houses walk.

The walks of around here are more pastoral, paths cutting through fields, views of distant lines of poplars, the further away woods and forest, and the cliffs on the other side of the Loire. 

Some favourite ones: The posh house walk - down the road circuit, taking in the posh house, chalky tracks, corn fields and virtually never any traffic. The dogs walk off lead on most of these walks (Or rather Bali does - we lost Gala a couple of years back). The posh house extension - longer walk involving more chalky paths passing through pasturelands. The Cow House walk: longish walk through woodland paths, past munching cows and horses, the ubiquitous tuffeau stone farmhouses, and eventually through the cow farm's land - not possible after a lot of rain as everything becomes pure mud. The Pumpkin field, more pasture land and a good place to nick a few discarded pumpkins/courgettes or whatever has been harvested that autumn. And, pictured below: the Moulin de Lécé - a walk featuring a hamlet which once had its own church, manor, and windmill; a great walk for imagining times before, the vestiges of life before cars, supermarket visits etc. on this walk we often encounter Jean Paul, my often mentioned hero of organic veg production, digging, weeding or preparing his produce for the next market. 







So, the next walks. These are to be discovered, although we have already tried a few out - long steep walks up and down from the Loire to our new house, walks through vine fields - pretty much as far as you wish to go, and walks into the town, past the chateau and with fascinating views across the river and distant woodlands. There will be a few car and foot walks but I think there will be enough just from the door to satisfy dog and ourselves.

Monday, 24 March 2025

Chickencarnation

Our latest short story production. Tale and narration by me, wonderfully inventive soundtrack by Mark Lockett. 

© Kate A Hardy 2025

Nathan, a worker at Smythe Poultry Products, discovers strange, thick hairs newly emerging from his chest . . .


      
 

Sunday, 23 March 2025

Should I keep or should I throw now, part 3

So, we've spent a few weeks of clearing through stuff in our house in preparation for moving. (Yes, we have too much . . .) Our next abode is 50s/60s - no one seems quite sure - and our current house, an 1830s maison de maitre. A lot of the objects and furniture gleaned from vide greniers (car boot sales) and charity emporiums made up the decor of this grander house, and now . . . the 60s/70s kitchen, and weird 'hunting lodge' styled salon of the new place suggest new trips to be made to afore-mentioned places. Great!

We've donated several car loads of items to Emmaus - probably a lot of the stuff came from there - and I've enjoyed spotting the various familiar things on display there. It struck me that it's rather like a brocante library; you buy a Victoriana tea pot, use it and when it's started gathering dust from non-use, take it back and find something else to take its place, thus leaving someone else to enjoy such delights as our naff but wonderful Napoleon and Josephine coffee set, now in the 'best china' section of Emmaus. 

I even remember which Vide Grenier it came from - a very bucolic- scened one situated in a grassy meadow on the heights above Limoux, our old town about ten years ago.



Other items are more difficult to part with, such as this hessian 'gardening bag' that Ezra made at the age of about seven for my birthday. It's never been used for gardening (wasn't sure how to) and has rather been lost at the back of a cupboard, but . . . yes, I see a new future for it -a seed packet storage bag, hanging on the new houses's garage wall. Things that should be kept.


Wednesday, 19 March 2025

78G

Our latest short story on the Londonia Youtube channel. 
A dark-humoured, Orwellian nod to the future of cellular network technology. Narration by me; music and sound design by Mark Lockett.

 © Kate A Hardy 2025



                        

Monday, 17 March 2025

A worm-karma day

We all have our little foibles . . . one of mine is to pick up earth worms when they are on a mission to cross(very slowly) tarmac roads. I hate to see their squished little bodies as they have attempted - not sure why - to reach a different patch of muddy verge. There must be a reason? Perhaps the rain gives them a feeling of wild freedom; an easier way to cross without risk of drying up on their unknown-to-us plans of reaching the other side. 

I just consulted uncle Google about worm behaviours and bodily functions. According various research studies, worms do feel pain, have short term memories - obviously not about road crossing - and have five hearts in their relatively simple blood circuits. Maybe this is just one type of worm; I didn't get any further because as usual I got sidetracked by the increasingly mad questions . . . "What do worms not have?" Answer: "Arms and legs" . . . "Do they eat food?" "Yes. And they like moisture. If they don't have these things, they go somewhere else." Somewhere else. I see.

it was a worm-karma day yesterday; very dank, not actually raining but it had been. Suicidal worms were out in force, ambling - without arms and legs - across all roads I walked down - admittedly quiet roads, but several had already met their demise from the odd passing car or tractor. The dog stood patiently, writing notes in her head about my increasingly odd behaviour, while I found the right, flat stick. The rescue can be done with fingers but the wriggling body, presumably assuming it's about to be devoured by a crow or similar predator is tricky to pick up. On the walk, I rescued around twenty-five worms of various sizes, adding, hopefully to future happiness in life or next lives. On entering the house, I made tea, gave the dog a 'chewy stick' reward and sat for a minute or two thinking about how those worms would be happily burrowing around in the bit of field they had been heading towards - I always place them on the grass/mud that appears to be the chosen destination. Or, perhaps they were silently furious about being whisked away from a crossing the road-dare, or the pure excitement of wading around on a wet tarmac surface. New research study, anyone?

 
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Saturday, 15 March 2025

Time to go

Sorry, Harry, you've been a long time with us but another house move? No, think it's time.

I think I've blogged about this picture before . . . or maybe not. Anyway, this album featuring the great Harry Secombe and his look of assured reliability that if he did indeed rule the world he would have excellent ideas about fairness and equality - unlike certain humans who should not be in charge of putting the bin out let alone being given the freedom to rule/decimate/f**k up an entire country, and possible the whole planet - more than it already is - represents a memory of a certain point in time. That was a long sentence but my brain is part frozen ( v cold day here) and I can't currently think of how to shorten it.

Winding back time to about ten years ago in the South of France where we used to live, Ezra and I had gone on a walk into the hills above our town. We had followed a previously un-noticed track and had discovered a strange sort of encampment with lots of dismembered bikes, rusting non-moving vehicles and collapsing sheds. It seems as if all of it had been long abandoned, including a stack of ancient vinyl records. I felt I couldn't leave Harry and his desire to rule the world to get any more rain damaged so took him home and discovered the record inside the sleeve was actually a scratched example of Belgian brass band music. That being thrown, I kept the cover which graced our 70s loo/gallery space, and then upped rank into a framed picture with added Goons photo.

While trying to scale down our collection of stuff for this next house move - see previous posts - I felt the frame could go back to Emmaus and the much faded album cover could finally go, but it will live on on this blog, and in the printed book version so I can forever, if I want to, recall that hillside walk and our discovery of such an odd, hidden place.




Tuesday, 11 March 2025

A tale of love and a certain unusual obsession

A short story from our Londonia channel - silly, for a change, think we are currently witnessing enough dystopia, thank you! And within the story for fellow London fans, a large red chunk of nostalgia . . .

 © Kate A Hardy 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYbPfD4ZcqE&t=130s